Part 6 - Jokes

Throughout The "Green" Game, the various interesting characters tell you funny, but educational jokes. For example, when you meet the first member of the Bloony Clan, he says:

"What to farmers use when doing trigonometry?
Swine and Coswine!"

Here is the master list of the in-game jokes.

1) Who was the most boring physicist to ever live?
     Niels "Bore"

2) Why did the math professor confuse Halloween and Christmas?
     Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

3) Did you know that Chuck Norris can divide by zero?

4) What did one math book say to the other math book?
     Don't bother me, I've got my own problems!

5)  Did you know that 5 out of every four people have problems with fractions?!

6) Did you know that 2 + 2 = 5, for all extremely large values of 2?

Part 5 - EASTER EGGS

YES! THIS GAME INCLUDES EASTER EGGS...LOTS OF THEM!

Apples are located everywhere. They're in ice...

...on grass...

...in water...

..and even on parkour courses!

BUT WAIT...THERE'S MORE!

Hidden in the grassy valleys is an 'M', standing for Microsoft.

In an icy mountain is the word "Kodu."

In a grassy plain lies a smiley! :)

The paths of the final two enemies spell out "Ed"  (the name of the developer).

Part 4 - Maze Realm

Here is an overview of the Maze Realm. as the name implies, its a large maze.

Don't forget to watch for flying fish!

Here is the final factory! To destroy it, kick the soccer balls into it....trust me, its not as easy as it seems.

Part 3 - Lava Realm

This is an overview of the Lava Realm

The entire Lava Realm is shadowed by a HUGE volcano.

Remember to watch for enemies!

Here is the Lava Realm's factory. To destroy it, get the fire bike to follow you, then trick it into crashing into the factory. Do this a few times to destroy the factory (and get some more apples!).

Part 2 - Ice Realm

The Ice Realm

This is the area where the second part of the game takes place. You're goal here (and for that matter, you're goal for all realms) is to destroy the factory.

To get to the Ice Realm, you need to follow this cute boat! :)

The above item is called the "Bridge of Impossibility" and connects the Ice Realm to the Main World.

This is the Ice Realm's factory. Simply crash into it a few times to destroy it!

Part 1 - Main World

The Main World

The main world acts as a tree, with the other areas of the map as its branches. its what connects all of the other realms and is where the most hidden apples and easter eggs are! Here are some more things in the main world:

A Parkour course

A mini village

And even your own little house!

Back Story

Well, heres the back-story to The "Green" Game.

It's the year 2072.

Only a few humans still can survive in the harsh environment created by pollution. One brave human, John Canten, understands that humanity is at it's breaking point. To save his species from destruction, John built a robot, Clean-Bot 1000, to clean the pollution.

Clean-Bot has almost finished his mission of cleaning the world. 


His final mission: to clean the filthy city of Pollutopia.


GET CLEANING!